Kung Faux

E1. 1. Ill Master & 2. Boxcutta

1. A chronically challenged old homie schools a young gun on the ways of a dunny that has mastered the art of not having to pay protection money. 2. A tight cat who exterminates suckas and reps for the real with a style as sharp as a blade until he gets straight gully with a Teflon-don-dadda.

E2. 3. Pinky & 4. Mini Lee

3. Herbs betta recognize a kick-ass kung fu chick named Pinky Jenkins who won’t let anyone stand in the way of a mission to find her M.I.A. master. 4. A bi-curious Bruce Lee clone enters the dragon with his own personal psychic hotline which eventually connects him to a whacked-out links lovin’ wanksta.

E3. 5. Pimpstick & 6. Honey Pie

5. Some haters make a move on an original mack’s stack when he breaks north for the annual player’s ball, but his game is tight and the streets is watchin’. 6. A good old boy goes on a hunting trip and bags a little more than he bargained for with a sweet backwoods boo & her ill-billy clan.

E4. 7. Dirty Dee & 8. Funky Bottoms

7. An old school battle cat wrecks shop on the block, forcing the towns #1 break boy to get down on some dirty-deeds done dirt cheap. 8. The hip hop music biz is dog eat dog competition where punks jump up to get beat down, so don’t hate the player, hate the game.

E5. 9. Queenie & 10. Break Boy

9. From around the way girl to killer queen bee, a local hoodrat has to grow up fast when a Japanese Elvis shakes the family tree with some Jailhouse Rock. 10. “Breakin’ 2: Electric Boogaloo” lives on in this bizarro style tribute, when a hip hop hating heavy tries to squash the local community center run by an aspiring break master and his #1 pop lockin’ student.